my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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