there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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