erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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