oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You're like the curious george of whores
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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