Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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