I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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