That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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