are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
honey bunches of taint.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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