Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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