hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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