I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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