what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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