your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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