she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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