i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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