shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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