He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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