Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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