He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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