oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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