Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
