Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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