He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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