eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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