I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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