This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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