don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he fucked my hip out of place.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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