i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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