I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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