he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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