doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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