Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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