I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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