We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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