ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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