Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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