I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We don't watch enough power rangers
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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