About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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