So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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