Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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