You can't special order awesome
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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