You were right. It hurts to walk today.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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