yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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