I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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