i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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