i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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