Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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