do herpes really smell.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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