Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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