people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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