her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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