what if I'm pregnant?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
FUCK WHALES
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