we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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