Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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