Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
