So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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